A Hindu, a Rabbi, and a Jehovah's Witness are lost.. 🤣🤣🤣

                               

A Hindu, a Rabbi, and a Jehovah’s Witness were lost. They happen upon a farm and request to spend the night.

“I only have room for two people, so one of you will have to stay in the barn,” the Farm Owner explains.

The Hindu jumps in right away, insisting it’s no problem. However, he knocks on the front door a few minutes later.

“I apologise, but there’s a cow in the barn, and cows are sacred to me.”

“No problem,” the Rabbi says as he walks to the barn. Within a few minutes, he returns and knocks once more. “There’s also a pig in there, which goes against our beliefs.”

“I’ll go then, friends,” the Jehovah’s Witness says as he walks to the barn.

A few moments later, there is a knock at the door. It’s the cow and the pig.

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